Month: March 2010

… With due apologies to the Parents of Indian women!

SO, you have married an Indian woman!

Beautiful, brown, long hairs, charming smile, wears jeans (though sometimes still puts national costume), drives a bike or car, aware of everything that is happening in the world, using all sorts of gadgets … the ever-improving, all-accomplishing, all-caring ‘Bhartiya Nari’ (Indian Woman) of the 21 st century.

Having purchased this product myself, I must warn you that the  exterior, interior (and sometimes both) can be misleading … alas! …. yeh India hai meri jaan (this is India, my dear)! Be prepared for the fact that the Indian females are available for sale only in complete package with family, culture, customs and habits – good as well as bad! The problem may not, in most of the instances, start with the actual product but, with the free kit attached – that prefer to deliver not only inconvenience, but also bring difficulties in the relationship, cause them to break or even lead to a deadlock. Yes, parents of an Indian girl are still lurking on the verge of being stupid!

So even if you think you bought the model that meets the latest requirements of the market, despite the fact that the codes have been professionally registered – in most cases, there is always a bug in the code that will not allow the program to function as you expect! The parents now-a-days are the most loathsome to the idea that their daughter should enter kitchen – though shamelessly they’ll not  bother a fly if she doesn’t say a ‘thank you’ after having eaten the dinner prepared by her husband. This is not the single problem that you wish to tell but why to waste your time and this space!

You’re lucky if you could get a model without this ‘Free kit’. Although this is rare. It’s like a Christmas sale, if you do not have time or do not know where it was – would have to wait for the next. But are there any ways out?

Yes, there are several ways to solve this problem:

  • Wait for the next sale (though not the fact that you can grab a tasty morsel)
  • To make a compromise, carefully examine the “instruction manual” for how to cope with this most free application in the form of the family (although in the most difficult cases and it does not help)
  • Or to look at other brands, from other countries and nationalities.

But, is it worth all the speculations and efforts?

I don’t know and … even if I had known, why on earth I should tell you? It’s your life and your choice! You can try yourself, … or try other brands first, … or be patient and wait till the upgraded version of model (without these free kits, of course) is available that will meet your expectations!

Good luck to you in your purchase!

[PS: Images are for graphic display purpose only. Feminists and Flea-Brains may kindly skip the whole article – it is not for you!]

And finally God created Man!

GOD created the DONKEY and told him, “You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!”

The DONKEY answered, “I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!”  And GOD gave him 20 years.

GOD then created DOG and told him, “You will look after man’s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25years, You will be a DOG!”

The DOG answered, “GOD, living 25 years is too much, give only 10 years!” And GOD gave him 10 years.

GOD created the MONKEY and told him, “You will jump from branch to branch you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years, you will be a MONKEY!”

The MONKEY answered, “GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me only 10 years!” And GOD gave him 10 years.

Finally … ,

GOD created MAN and told him, “you will be a MAN … the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.”

The MAN answered, “GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don’t you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that the DOG didn’t want and the 10 years that the MONKEY refused.”

That was exactly what GOD did, and since then …

MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a DONKEY, working and carrying the load on his back. Then, when his children leave he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse his grandchildren!