Kuppusaamy on Bill Gates! 😉

•April 27, 2016 • Leave a Comment

Just heard, Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving a letter from kuppusaamy.
It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Namba fife) Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why saar why??
😉 😜 😆

The Paradox of Our Times..

•March 20, 2016 • Leave a Comment

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The paradox of our time in history is that..

we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers;
wider free-ways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less;
we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families;
more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees, but less sense;
more knowledge, but less judgement;
more experts, yet more problems;
more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much,
smoke too much,
spend too recklessly,
laugh too little,
drive too fast,
get angry too quickly,
stay up too late,
get up too tired,
read too little,
watch TV too much,
and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life.
If you added years to life, but not life to years.

We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet and the new neighbour.
We’ve conquered outer-space, but not inner-space.
We’ve done larger things, but not better things…

We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudices.
We write more, but learn less.

(~ By BOB MOOREHEAD)

Self Worth

•March 1, 2016 • Leave a Comment

A motivitional guru pulls out a five hundred rupee note, in a meeting with his disciples, and hold it up for all to see.

He just asked a simple question. “How much is this worth?”

“Five Hundred rupees!” the crowd yelled in unison.

“Right,” said the speaker.

He then took the note and crumpled it into a ball and asked “How much is it worth now?”

“Five Hundred rupees!” screamed the audience.

He then threw the note on the ground, stamped all over it and picked up the note and asked one more time: “And how much is it worth now?”

“Five Hundred rupees!” was the response.

“I want you to remember this,” said the speaker.

“Just because someone crumples it, or stamps on it, the value of the note does not diminish.
We should all be like the five hundred rupee note.
In our lives, there will be times when we feel crushed, stamped over, beaten. But never let your self-worth diminish.
Just because someone chose to crush you – that doesn’t change your worth one bit!
Don’t allow your self-worth to diminish because someone says something nasty or does something dirty to you.”

इक और कहानी

•January 8, 2016 • Leave a Comment

वकील – माई लार्ड, कानून की किताब के पेज नंबर पंद्रह के मुताबिक मेरे मुवक्किल को बा-इज्जत बरी किया जाए।
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जज – किताब पेश की जाए।
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किताब पेश की गई, जज ने पेज नंबर पंद्रह खोला तो उसमें हजार-हजार के पांच नोट थें।
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जज मुस्कुराते हुए – बहुत खूब ..,  ऐसे दो सबूत और पेश करें..!
😉😜😆

सुनो कहानी

•January 8, 2016 • Leave a Comment

एक बार एक बादशाह ने खुशी में सब कैदी रिहा कर दिये।

उन कैदियों में बादशाह ने एक कैदी को देखा जो इन्तेहाई बुजुर्ग था।
बादशाह : तुम कब से कैद हो…..????
बुजुर्ग : आप के अब्बा के दौर से।
यह सुनकर बादशाह की आंखों में आंसू आ गये और कहा..
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इसको दोबारा कैद करो ये अब्बा की निशानी है।
😉😜😆

मॉरल ऑफ द स्टोरी:
चरिया.., ज्यादा सेंटी होके मॉरल-वॉरल मांगने का नई रे.., इतने पैसे में इतना-इच मिलता..! 😉

Lady, How old are You?

•August 1, 2015 • Leave a Comment

My job as Medical professional puts me in a position to go through the personal details of my patients and pose those questions, not asked, out of courtesy, generally.

Of late, I’ve been noticing, no woman patient has come to me who says her age is more than forty – though the physical appearance may be on the contrary – and, some of them are Grannies already!😉

I wonder how that is possible?
Do they stop growing after that age is reached or it is a deliberate attempt not to accept the fact that we grow old?
And then, the bombardment of commercials about hair-dyes, skin-rejuvenating creams and anti-ageing lotions in media!
If Age is ‘Just’ a number, haven’t We forgotten the ‘Progression’ or ‘Maths’? No one is willing to accept the real age.. and accept ageing gracefully.
What to do?

But, why should I complain?
I think we are definitely a country full of people young at heart!
Oh believe me, I myself am Sixteen for last Thirty years now!!!
;)☺😜

.. To supporters of clemency to terrorists

•July 30, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Watched yesterday’s Newshour show on a certain ‘Now’ channel – not because I’ve suddenly realised the intellectual worth of Your-Knob’s show (I still consider him the biggest noise pollutant on prime time TV)!
It was surprising to see a certain ‘Gandhi’ give him the taste of his own medicine and hold the ‘intelligent’ debate to ransom!

I’ve read a highly-biased book written by this gentleman (i.e., Let’s Kill Gandhi) and, am aware of the views held by him so, it was a no surprise to see this ‘Later Day Saint’ pleading for clemency to a terrorist! What this gentleman was able to dish out throughout the debate was beyond logic and was harbouring in the domain of rhetoric.., dear readers, pure rhetoric!

He was able to prove the fact one can’t become civilized by just having a famous surname or lineage.., one can only fake rationalism through one’s inherited burden of ‘Gandhigiri’!

Tell you guys, most of these ‘Gandhis’ deserve to be dumped in Indian Ocean..!

 
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